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Joke of the Day

"What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around? BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM"

"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."

"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."

"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."

"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."

"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."

"I want to be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."

"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"

"Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis. You could say they're the lessor of two evils."