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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."
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"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""
"My girlfriend was taking a survey online about ""Which holiday describes your sex life?"" She wasn't happy with me when I chimed in, ""Day of the Dead."""
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"
"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"
"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."
"Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire. as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin"
"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""
"TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?"
"Shout out to my kids. BECAUSE SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY THEY HEAR ME."