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Joke of the Day

"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."

"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"

"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."

"Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!"

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"I like my slaves like I like my eggs. Beaten."

"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"

"What do you call a donkey that falls into a pile of sugar? A Sweet Ass ( )"

"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's"