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Joke of the Day
"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."
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"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."
"An abacus doesn't need batteries you can always count on it"
"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."
"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."
"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"
"Somewhere out there, a man named Private Number is sobbing uncontrollably because no one ever takes his phone calls."
"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"
"Hey Click this link."