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Joke of the Day

"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."

"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."

"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity."

"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."

"I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns."

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."

"What do you call a high gymnast? Tumbleweed."

"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"

"Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you"