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Joke of the Day
"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
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"I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate"
"I was gonna tell a sodium joke but... NA"
"Wow, this is a pretty shit joke... ...said no one ever."
"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"
"In a committed relationship with carbs."
"What was the last pizza the twin towers had? A plane one."
"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"
"What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]"
"Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd. Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes"