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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis. You could say they're the lessor of two evils."

"What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at? ""Donald! Duck!"""

"What did the Mexico team travel back home with? Luggage full of goals."

"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."

"Poor Chinese tourists have to buy souvenirs in other countries made by themselves in China."

"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""

"-1 23 It was delicious."

"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"

"What do you call white people sitting on a bench The nba"

"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."