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Joke of the Day

"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."

"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."

"What do you call a Mexican without a car... carlos"

"What did the tomato say to the cheese in court? I rest my queso."

"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."

"So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!"

"Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors."

"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."

"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""