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Joke of the Day

"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"Knock Knock (you say: who's there) I ate mop. (you do your part) I'll give you a while to figure it out. ...yes, it's childish."

"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"

"Me: I bet you die before you figure out how to text me back. *3 years later* Grandma: Fuck you bitch. Say bye to your inheritance"

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""

"What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles."

"My friend was being attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."