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Joke of the Day

"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""

"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? About 2 inches."

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."

"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."

"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."

"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."

"Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food."

"i can't wait til my boyfriend breaks up with me im gonna eat so much ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D"

"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""