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"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
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"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."
"Misery loves company. But not you. Even Misery has standards."
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite dish to cook? Baracolli"
"Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine."
"Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction"
"""You're beautiful. No, you're beautiful! No, No, you're Beautiful. No No No. You're beautiful."" -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures"
"What do you call a penis and a potato on a boats? A dictatorship!"
"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"