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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."
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"When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet."
"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."
"I like my butter how I like my family In bread."
"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."
"Get redditors to read your post with this one weird trick, moderators hate it!"
"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"
"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."
"Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say ""Over there."""
"If you love something set it on fire. If it doesn't die, you have a dragon."