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Joke of the Day

"i can't wait til my boyfriend breaks up with me im gonna eat so much ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D"

"In spanish... it only takes one to tengo."

"I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran."

"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"

"I found a girl with 12 tits... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"GIRL NEARBY: I'm breaking up with you, Kevin. You don't talk about Pokemon enough. [I sit up straight and frantically try smoothing my hair]"

"Reddit creates a joke. Ill start with one word and comment to create a joke in order. One"

"Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later"

"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."

"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."