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Joke of the Day

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."

"Yo, Hillary, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish... ...but the World Trade Centre had one of the best collapses of all time! One of the best collapses of all time!"

"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."

"Whats brown and ryhmes with snoop Poop."

"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."

"50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet? Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover! Girl 1: And the index? Girl 2: Exhausted..."

"Women's rights. want to laf again? **WOMYNS RITES!!!** el oh el"

"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."

"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"

"I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, ""Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!"" and everyone ran out."