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Joke of the Day

"What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!"

"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."

"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."

"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"

"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"

"I just remembered the fuck outta The Alamo."

"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."

"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."

"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."