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Joke of the Day
"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."
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"What do you call a scientist that measures things in space? A cosmetrologist."
"(punny) Did you hear about the orgy at the campground? It was in tents"
"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."
"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."
"Have you heard about one direction? It looks they took different directions"
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."
"Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anybody to know he fuc%ing the chicken"
"I never pay for drinks I just insult women at bars & when they throw drinks in my face I open my mouth haha thanks for the free booze ladies"