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Joke of the Day

"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."

"What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff."

"What's the best part of eating a burrito? Every time you fart, you lose weight."

"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."

"Hey, thanks for making sure ""Nazi"" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them."

"Before my coffee this morning, I was a flying lizard's butt . . . . . . dragon ass."

"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."