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Joke of the Day
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."
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"My friend tried to get me with bird puns today... I told him toucan play that game."
"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool Turn it upside down"
"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"
"In my 32 years this is what I've learned about women: 1.) ""No"" means no 2.) ""Maybe"" means no 3.) ""Yes"" means maybe"
"I like my men like I like my coffee... White, tepid, and saccharine sweet."
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."
"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."