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Joke of the Day
"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."
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"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."
"How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy)."
"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."
"some jokes in a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMU-eLxIRj8#!"
"Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian? As a Canadian, this offends me."
"If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly."
"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."
"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."