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Joke of the Day

"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."

"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."

"Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel? It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"

"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."

"What's the definition of a good buddy? [NSFW] A guy that goes into town and gets two blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"

"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."

"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."