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Joke of the Day

"ME: I love the D HER:Why? ME:I love to lick them first HER:... ME:Then I love to swallow them HER:... ME:I love D Dunkin' Donuts Interview"

"Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?"

"Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent."

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"

"""Life"" is like a box of chocolates: they're both food that come in boxes"

"What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I'm walkin' here!"

"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""

"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""

"First Rule of *Always Right* Club--No Men Allowed"