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Joke of the Day
"First Rule of *Always Right* Club--No Men Allowed"
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"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""
"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."
"What do you call a dentist gunfighter? Clean Teathstwood."
"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."
"And Grandmother, what big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?"
"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."