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Joke of the Day

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"Programming Job I wanted to give you some C++ pointers but I wanted to make sure you got this reference."

"If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay."

"Kanye running for president."

"(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys? Go 'n' Wash"

"I dated this metal chick once It was all cool for the first month, but then she started to rust."

"There is a 88% chance my chalk outline will be holding a piece of cheese."

"I was gonna tell you a joke so funny you'd laugh your dick off... but it looks like you already heard it."

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."

"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""