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Joke of the Day
"""Life"" is like a box of chocolates: they're both food that come in boxes"
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"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."
"Feminism thats the joke"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I really don't like running the 400M dash."
"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""
"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."
"I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!"
"Today I lost my viriginity to a disabled woman I just wanted it to be special."
"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."
"What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating."