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Joke of the Day

"Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?"

"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"

"What do you call a late teacher? Mr. Bus"

"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."

"Can a hippo be a hypocrite. Would the elephants call him hippocrite. Then he can call them elecunts."

"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"

"Is Google male or female? Female because she won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion"

"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."

"Creep yelling from window: ""HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?"" Me yelling back: ""HE DEAD"" Him: ""WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"" Me: ""HE YELLED AT ME"""