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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent."

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death."

"Wow, this is a pretty shit joke... ...said no one ever."

"My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking."

"I don't Bolivia Peru-v it."

"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."

"Rodney Dangerfield: ""Y'know, my wife and I, we never have sex... ... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."""

"I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom"

"I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me. Kids are assholes."