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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"
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"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"
"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"
"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."
"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."
"Why do rednecks love fall? Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin."
"Why is a violin difficult to play? Because it is fiddly!"
"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."
"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."
"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""