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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"
Next Joke
"Question starts with a Q... ...and ends with an E."
"What's a hipster's biggest problem? You probably haven't heard it."
"(This one is better when spoken) Did you hear about the man with two penises? Yep. First one he named Jose. Second one he named hose B.(again, better spoken)"
"Can I get an amen? Saw this today"
"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."
"My girlfriend hates it when I surprise her when shes sleeping... OK, so she's not my girlfriend yet..."
"What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al"
"It turns out ""Flasher"" wasn't one of the reindeer and I'm being asked to leave this holiday party."
"Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?"