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Joke of the Day

"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."

"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"

"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"

"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""

"I've been all over the web looking for a combination fly swatter/back scratcher. I'm tired of lugging both around all day."

"Q:What did The Banana Say To the Vibrator? A:Why the fuck are you shaking, she's going to eat me!"

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."

"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"

"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."

"Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay"