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Joke of the Day
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
Next Joke
"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran"
"How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor? poop."
"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep"
"I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body."
"""I better pee first."" - me, before doing anything"
"You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... You never see it coming."