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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay"
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"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."
"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver ask him what flavor he wants."