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Joke of the Day
"Q:What did The Banana Say To the Vibrator? A:Why the fuck are you shaking, she's going to eat me!"
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"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."
"I've decided to sell the vacuum... It's just collecting dust. Credit to Codsworth"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come. (Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)"
"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."
"The Disney Channel should be renamed 'Celebrity Prehab.'"
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up."
"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."
"""Please add your phone number to secure your acct."" Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince."