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Joke of the Day

"[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff"

"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."

"Trampoline Joke Do you know they used to be called Jumpolines before your mom got on it?"

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."

"What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?. Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly."

"Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?"

"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."

"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."

"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."

"Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. And I was like ""*Sex-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"""