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Joke of the Day

"What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?. Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly."

"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."

"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."

"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"

"Finally, I got the model wife I always wanted Unfortunately she's a plus size model"

"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."

"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."

"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."

"Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now"