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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."

"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."

"What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains? -Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming"

"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"

"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."

"a horse walks into a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""why the long face""? The horse says, ""I have cancer""."

"Two muffins are in a tin in the oven. One says to the other, ""man it's hot in here."" The other says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"""honey why is our water bill so high?"" *water bill sits there holding a bong* hahahah duuuude i don't know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?"