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Joke of the Day
"Trampoline Joke Do you know they used to be called Jumpolines before your mom got on it?"
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"I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while."
"Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?"
"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"
"Before you criticise someone... Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"
"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"