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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"

"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"

"So what if I used a time machine to kill Hitler but arrived too late? And now he's alive and knows how to time travel? Would you guys be mad"

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."

"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"

"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"

"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."