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Joke of the Day
"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."
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"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."
"Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner."
"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"
"What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital? Impatient OC from r/dadjokes"
"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""
"Me: ""Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"" Nurse: ""Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."" *pulls pants back up*"
"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."
"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."
"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."