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Joke of the Day

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down-And possibly use a lubricant."

"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."

"Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ""Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"""

"Your Joke Is Factually Incorrect - A Guide to Dying Alone."

"Why do Mexicans only cross the river one, or two at a time, never three? Because the sign says no TRES passing. --- edit: shit, I didnt realize this was already posted :) lol"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German."

"Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, ""I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-334"". The second one says, ""Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated""."

"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."