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Joke of the Day

"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"

"Virginity is curable."

"I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait... Neither do you"

"[flashback to 1st date] *cuts round hole in bottom of popcorn Me: Popcorn? Her: No thanks. (Mom reaches from row behind) ""I'll have some."""

"My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level."

"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."

"I think my optometrist is in love with me. Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says ""Eye care for you"""

"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"

"Overheard my girlfriend discussing her heavy flow. That bitch never told me she could rap."

"There was a half black, half Asian kid in my school. What did some kids call him? A ""Chigga"" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)"