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Joke of the Day

"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"

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"Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail"
"[having sex with centaur] ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*"
"Wife: What ARE you doing? Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what's it look like? W: Making the dog nervous."
"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""
"What do the Japanese do when they have erections? They vote."
"When I die I already know my last words will be. ""but I'm still hungry"""
"I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day."
"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"