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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."
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"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."
"What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba."
"What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? a handshake"
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat."
"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"
"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"
"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"
"I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big."
"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"