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Joke of the Day
"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."
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"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."
"""Dadd-"" ""No."" ""You don't even know what I was going to say!"" ""You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No."""
"What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common? They both want to make it rain."
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"Excuse me, do you have a valentine's card that says ""You're the love of my life""? - Yes. - Great. Give me 10."
"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"
"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."
"I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers."
"HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT"