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Joke of the Day
"It's so damn hot outside... I called my ex so I could be around something shady."
Next Joke
"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."
"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? It's On & On Anon."
"How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?"
"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."
"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"
"You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*"
"If God doesn't believe in himself... Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?"