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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"
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"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""
"Profanity is unnecessary and fucking stupid."
"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for concrete evidence."
"ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it"
"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."
"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
"Men's underwear should be called ""manhole covers"""
"Wife: Have you seen my stilettos? Me [6 inches taller and struggling to stand]: Uh *stumble* No"
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."