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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"

"Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?"

"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."

"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."

"What do turtles do for fun? Play hide and shell."

"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."

"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"

"Why can't animals take tests? Too many cheetahs!!!!"