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Joke of the Day
"Wife: Have you seen my stilettos? Me [6 inches taller and struggling to stand]: Uh *stumble* No"
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"Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate"
"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."
"My Dads career advice was ""Do what you love"". So I'm trying to make a living jerking off and playing video games."
"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""
"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"
"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"
"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."
"On the demolition teams last job... They did a bang up job"
"Similes are like as holes."