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Joke of the Day

"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for concrete evidence."

"I was on my knees all night, screwing this nut from behind... ...when I woke up this morning, my hands were really sore."

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."

"What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water."

"Lauren on Facebook asks: ""What's the best way to ward off ghosts?"" To which I replied: ""a camera."""

"What is harder said than done? Your mom"

"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."

"I remember when my cloning project failed. A part of me died that day."

"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."

"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."