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Joke of the Day

"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."

"Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to ""teach them how to shave"" but it's easy... You start at the ankle and work your way up!"

"Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop"

"BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir"

"Assert your dominance by crossing out your coworkers name on their food and put your own. Then eat it in front of them."

"Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."