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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"God said He loves me? That's awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people."

"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"

"Two robots discuss beauty They both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive"

"And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself."

"How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem? He works it out with a pencil! = "

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"

"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"