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Joke of the Day
"God said He loves me? That's awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people."
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"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow whites cherry."
"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."
"The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous Must be thinking about the flight home already."
"Powdered sugar, the cocaine of popos!"
"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."
"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."
"M.C. Escher was born on this day in 1898. Although if you study the timeline of his life, it also looks like he was born in 8681."