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Joke of the Day
"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"
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"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."
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"What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn? Kern-el"
"I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court."
"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"
"How was your thanksgiving? >> Very stuffing."
"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""