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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"

"According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven."

"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."

"What's worse than a blowjob from Willie Nelson? That ain't Willie Nelson."

"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."

"I just got fired for putting my penis in the pickle slicer at the restaurant where I work She only got docked a week's pay"

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"

"the restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang, it just means I can't be within 50'. We could still play catch or frisbee or something..."

"There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."