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Joke of the Day

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough."

"Be Alert The world needs more lerts."

"So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black."

"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."

"All knives are cutting edge technology. ... Or maybe just cutting technology."

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"*Picking up my kid from school in 20 years* Me: Yo shawty leggo. Kid: Please no. Me: Stop hating YOLO. Kid: You're embarrassing. Me: Swag."

"I can't find my lucky sweatpants. Now I'm going to totally bomb this job interview."

"Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer."